1 00:00:00,267 --> 00:00:03,500 [music] 2 00:00:03,767 --> 00:00:04,500 Woman: Tomorrow. 3 00:00:04,633 --> 00:00:05,333 Name? 4 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:07,100 Max Black: First I want to say Lawyer. 5 00:00:07,133 --> 00:00:08,100 [laughter] 6 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:09,533 And by the way, I was last night with them. 7 00:00:10,133 --> 00:00:12,167 Caroline Channing: Max, that is only for the spring semester. 8 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:13,000 sorry, 9 00:00:13,033 --> 00:00:14,533 she watches too many Police documentaries. 10 00:00:15,067 --> 00:00:16,367 Woman: Actually, I want you just - 11 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:17,833 Return your checks. 12 00:00:17,867 --> 00:00:19,300 There is no spring semester. 13 00:00:19,333 --> 00:00:21,633 Because pastry school doesn't more exists. 14 00:00:23,033 --> 00:00:23,667 Caroline Channing: What? 15 00:00:24,833 --> 00:00:26,400 You are welcome to have yours pick up personal belongings, 16 00:00:26,433 --> 00:00:28,033 which you may still be in Have a course room. 17 00:00:28,067 --> 00:00:28,733 You get the grass, 18 00:00:28,767 --> 00:00:30,000 I the other grass. 19 00:00:31,367 --> 00:00:32,600 Caroline Channing: It is crazy. 20 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:34,833 How can they suddenly do that? close school. 21 00:00:34,867 --> 00:00:35,667 Oh, good. 22 00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:36,533 John is there. 23 00:00:36,567 --> 00:00:37,567 He definitely knows about it. 24 00:00:37,733 --> 00:00:38,267 Max Black: Why do you think 25 00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:39,300 Does he know what's going on? 26 00:00:39,333 --> 00:00:40,900 Caroline Channing: He is no fat queen, Max. 27 00:00:40,933 --> 00:00:42,300 [laughter] 28 00:00:42,333 --> 00:00:43,667 He knows why school is closed 29 00:00:43,700 --> 00:00:46,333 and why Lady Gaga's last one Album flopped. 30 00:00:46,367 --> 00:00:46,900 [laughter] 31 00:00:46,933 --> 00:00:57,167 [music] 32 00:00:58,767 --> 00:00:59,800 Caroline Channing: Where's boss Nicholas? 33 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,200 John: In France. 34 00:01:02,533 --> 00:01:03,733 With his wife. 35 00:01:05,867 --> 00:01:07,300 Caroline Channing: Why is he? in France? 36 00:01:07,533 --> 00:01:08,133 John: Hmmm. 37 00:01:08,833 --> 00:01:09,733 Apparently someone here had - 38 00:01:09,767 --> 00:01:11,167 maybe someone me just looking - 39 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:12,167 an affair with him? 40 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:13,933 And his wife has it found out? 41 00:01:16,933 --> 00:01:17,933 Caroline Channing: Deke! 42 00:01:19,900 --> 00:01:21,233 Shocking. 43 00:01:21,267 --> 00:01:22,033 I didn't even know 44 00:01:22,067 --> 00:01:23,500 that boss Nicholas is gay. 45 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:25,667 John: Oh, please. 46 00:01:25,767 --> 00:01:26,500 If he were gay, 47 00:01:26,533 --> 00:01:27,767 I would have thrown myself at him. 48 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,067 [laughter] 49 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:31,833 Max Black: Like a gorilla a baguette. 50 00:01:31,867 --> 00:01:33,467 [Laughter] 51 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:35,633 John: Kid, we all know that it wasn't Deke. 52 00:01:35,933 --> 00:01:36,633 Caroline Channing: Okay, yeah. 53 00:01:36,667 --> 00:01:37,233 Yes, please. 54 00:01:37,267 --> 00:01:38,267 It was me. 55 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:39,467 John: And my parents say ... 56 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,033 I am the dirty one piggy. 57 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:41,733 [laughter] 58 00:01:41,767 --> 00:01:42,467 Caroline Channing: But it was - 59 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:43,567 no affair. 60 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,133 We smooched once. 61 00:01:45,167 --> 00:01:46,067 In six different locations. 62 00:01:46,100 --> 00:01:47,100 On eight dates. 63 00:01:47,433 --> 00:01:47,967 And that's why... 64 00:01:48,267 --> 00:01:49,000 I finished. 65 00:01:49,167 --> 00:01:50,167 John: Enough for you. 66 00:01:50,267 --> 00:01:51,300 And that's it for us. 67 00:01:51,700 --> 00:01:52,700 End for all of us. 68 00:01:53,133 --> 00:01:54,567 Farewell, spatula. 69 00:01:54,767 --> 00:01:56,000 Farewell, blender. 70 00:01:56,133 --> 00:01:57,267 It's over. 71 00:01:57,667 --> 00:01:59,867 The baking paradise is closed. 72 00:02:00,367 --> 00:02:01,733 Thank you, Caroline. 73 00:02:03,433 --> 00:02:04,467 Caroline Channing: You do just like that, 74 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:05,633 as if I were the only one 75 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,467 each of which has a pastry school destroyed. 76 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:12,700 [music] 77 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:14,700 Caroline Channing: You can don't go to Deke's without me? 78 00:02:14,733 --> 00:02:16,433 I feel like the last one Dirt, Max. 79 00:02:16,467 --> 00:02:18,867 Max Black: Then you have perfectly in a dumpster. 80 00:02:19,133 --> 00:02:19,900 And Deke said, 81 00:02:19,933 --> 00:02:21,100 I have to take you with me. 82 00:02:21,333 --> 00:02:22,233 No panic. 83 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:23,767 We don't want a threesome make you. 84 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,733 You're on our list of three you at the bottom. 85 00:02:26,033 --> 00:02:27,033 With Tailor Swift. 86 00:02:28,533 --> 00:02:29,800 Caroline Channing: At least with Tailor. 87 00:02:31,267 --> 00:02:33,267 And who is on it? List of three above me? 88 00:02:33,733 --> 00:02:34,833 Max Black: Felicity something ... 89 00:02:34,867 --> 00:02:36,467 From Desperate Housewifes. 90 00:02:36,733 --> 00:02:38,033 Caroline Channing: Is that the one? with the cosmetic surgery? 91 00:02:38,167 --> 00:02:40,000 Max Black: Could you do something? become more specific? 92 00:02:42,833 --> 00:02:44,100 Deke: Welcome, welcome. 93 00:02:44,133 --> 00:02:45,733 Feet when going out please wipe off. 94 00:02:45,767 --> 00:02:47,967 [laughter] 95 00:02:48,567 --> 00:02:49,100 Caroline Channing: Deke, 96 00:02:49,133 --> 00:02:50,167 I have to warn you. 97 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:51,667 I'm not in there today Mood for party. 98 00:02:52,467 --> 00:02:53,433 Max Black: The greatest parties 99 00:02:53,467 --> 00:02:54,400 are Caroline parties. 100 00:02:54,433 --> 00:02:55,633 Because they never happen. 101 00:02:57,033 --> 00:02:58,467 Caroline Channing: I am full of guilt. 102 00:02:58,500 --> 00:03:00,200 And the cheese omelet that we just had. 103 00:03:00,767 --> 00:03:02,267 Deke: There's no party here. 104 00:03:02,300 --> 00:03:03,933 But I have the grass back worried. 105 00:03:03,967 --> 00:03:04,967 Because I am perfect. 106 00:03:05,967 --> 00:03:06,500 Max Black: Good. 107 00:03:06,533 --> 00:03:07,600 Because it's from Earl. 108 00:03:07,633 --> 00:03:08,967 And he says it blows your mind so much 109 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,333 that he even has his own Death... 110 00:03:10,367 --> 00:03:12,400 for life insurance pretended. 111 00:03:12,733 --> 00:03:13,733 Caroline Channing: After what I have done 112 00:03:13,767 --> 00:03:15,000 Maybe we have to too. 113 00:03:15,633 --> 00:03:17,333 Deke, I feel so bad Suffering. 114 00:03:17,367 --> 00:03:17,900 Honest. 115 00:03:17,933 --> 00:03:18,767 I'm bursting with shame. 116 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,300 And the fries I just had had. 117 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:21,200 [laughter] 118 00:03:21,233 --> 00:03:21,900 Deke: We're sad 119 00:03:21,933 --> 00:03:23,500 because the pastry school is closed 120 00:03:23,533 --> 00:03:24,167 and we don't know 121 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,600 what we should do. 122 00:03:26,300 --> 00:03:27,633 Caroline Channing: I know something I do now. 123 00:03:27,667 --> 00:03:29,733 I finish the lemon cake my bag. 124 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:32,700 Deke: Well, all of us... 125 00:03:32,733 --> 00:03:34,233 have pastry school loved. 126 00:03:34,867 --> 00:03:35,867 Max Black: It was okay. 127 00:03:35,900 --> 00:03:36,767 Not so wild. 128 00:03:37,100 --> 00:03:38,100 Deke: Not so crazy? 129 00:03:38,133 --> 00:03:40,000 We had sex in everyone course room, 130 00:03:40,033 --> 00:03:41,200 and in both stairwells. 131 00:03:41,633 --> 00:03:42,767 And on Caroline's table, 132 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,267 but half as wild. 133 00:03:45,533 --> 00:03:47,600 Caroline Channing: Yes, I think so pretty wild. 134 00:03:47,633 --> 00:03:48,667 Was that on a Tuesday? 135 00:03:48,700 --> 00:03:50,033 On my New York Times? 136 00:03:50,067 --> 00:03:52,467 And then you have mine Ate raspberry fruit bars? 137 00:03:52,867 --> 00:03:54,933 That's why I have someone to talk to brought crying. 138 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:56,433 Max Black: OK. 139 00:03:56,467 --> 00:03:58,033 Yes, it was quite funny. 140 00:03:58,133 --> 00:03:59,100 But now it's over - 141 00:03:59,133 --> 00:04:00,267 and that's life. 142 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:02,133 Pastry school or not... 143 00:04:02,167 --> 00:04:03,633 everything isn't so wild. 144 00:04:04,167 --> 00:04:05,200 Deke: I'll buy it. 145 00:04:06,833 --> 00:04:07,433 Max Black: Yes. 146 00:04:08,300 --> 00:04:10,500 Yes, I fucking love this one Loading. 147 00:04:10,533 --> 00:04:12,333 We had sex on your table - 148 00:04:12,367 --> 00:04:14,400 while we eat the fruit bar have eaten. 149 00:04:14,433 --> 00:04:16,900 It was fantastic. 150 00:04:21,733 --> 00:04:23,233 Caroline Channing: Deke, what are you saying? 151 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:25,900 Deke: Well, I will mine ask parents 152 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:26,900 to invest in it. 153 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:27,567 Caroline, 154 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:28,533 you can run the school. 155 00:04:28,567 --> 00:04:29,700 You're the hottest thing in the office. 156 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,733 And Max and I are them naughty student, 157 00:04:31,767 --> 00:04:34,133 which are agreed by the teachers Have shit dictated to you. 158 00:04:34,467 --> 00:04:36,933 Why don't you fill the Swiss roll, Bitch. 159 00:04:36,967 --> 00:04:38,400 The shop is mine. 160 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:40,800 Caroline Channing: Wait, 161 00:04:40,833 --> 00:04:41,733 is that even possible? 162 00:04:41,767 --> 00:04:42,367 I mean, 163 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:43,533 that will cost millions. 164 00:04:43,567 --> 00:04:44,200 Max Black: So what? 165 00:04:44,233 --> 00:04:45,333 He is rich. 166 00:04:45,367 --> 00:04:47,633 Now I finally understand it meaning of money. 167 00:04:47,667 --> 00:04:48,967 That's great. 168 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,833 This is the greatest idea of all times. 169 00:04:50,867 --> 00:04:51,867 Deke: I know. 170 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,667 And there's the conversation today should take place, 171 00:04:53,700 --> 00:04:55,200 you both have to mean Parents come along. 172 00:04:55,233 --> 00:04:56,133 We want anyway, 173 00:04:56,167 --> 00:04:57,600 that I give them my girlfriend imagine. 174 00:04:57,867 --> 00:04:58,933 Max Black: Introduce me? 175 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:01,500 Who needs one? Pastry school. 176 00:05:01,967 --> 00:05:07,200 [music] 177 00:05:07,533 --> 00:05:09,233 Max Black: The elevator is moving really direct - 178 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:10,667 to your apartment? 179 00:05:11,167 --> 00:05:12,467 No, I'm in the wrong one door. 180 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:13,467 Let it go, buddy. 181 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,867 Deke: We can do it. 182 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:17,333 Goodbye James. 183 00:05:17,367 --> 00:05:18,200 Caroline Channing: Max, 184 00:05:18,233 --> 00:05:19,433 just always do the opposite from that, 185 00:05:19,467 --> 00:05:20,733 what else you would do. 186 00:05:21,533 --> 00:05:22,333 Max Black: I already do. 187 00:05:22,367 --> 00:05:23,367 I am here. 188 00:05:26,167 --> 00:05:26,767 Iris: Deke. 189 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:27,800 Hello. 190 00:05:27,967 --> 00:05:29,633 Caroline Channing: Go ahead popular with you. 191 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:31,733 Max Black: Hello, Mrs. Bromberg. 192 00:05:31,767 --> 00:05:32,767 I'm Max. 193 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:35,400 Iris: I'm the housemaid. 194 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:39,033 Deke: This is Iris. 195 00:05:39,067 --> 00:05:40,367 She has been working for years us. 196 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:42,700 Iris: But the hug was very nice. 197 00:05:43,033 --> 00:05:44,867 I'll tell your parents then notice. 198 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:47,400 Deke: What's going on, Max? 199 00:05:47,633 --> 00:05:48,700 Do you think every black woman 200 00:05:48,733 --> 00:05:49,367 that's walking around here... 201 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:50,467 is my mother? 202 00:05:52,267 --> 00:05:52,767 Max Black: Well. 203 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:53,800 Every white man, 204 00:05:53,833 --> 00:05:55,533 who could be walking around somewhere be my father. 205 00:05:56,967 --> 00:05:58,467 Let's go, I've had enough shit done. 206 00:05:58,500 --> 00:05:59,033 Caroline Channing: No. 207 00:05:59,067 --> 00:05:59,800 Iris said 208 00:05:59,833 --> 00:06:01,700 that the hug was nice. 209 00:06:01,933 --> 00:06:03,633 But she will do something like that paid. 210 00:06:03,867 --> 00:06:05,600 Here, you'd better take my pearls. 211 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:06,633 Max Black: Yeah, sure. 212 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:07,833 With these pearls I look, 213 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,700 like a monkey in baby clothes. 214 00:06:09,967 --> 00:06:11,067 This doesn't work. 215 00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:12,700 Deke: Relax, Max. 216 00:06:12,733 --> 00:06:13,500 Max Black: Are you crazy. 217 00:06:13,533 --> 00:06:14,533 Don't touch me, man. 218 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:16,300 If your mother joins us sees. 219 00:06:16,333 --> 00:06:16,833 Does she think: 220 00:06:16,867 --> 00:06:18,333 "Oh, there she is. 221 00:06:18,367 --> 00:06:20,767 The social hooker Residential buildings." 222 00:06:21,867 --> 00:06:23,533 And she's doing it here our son. 223 00:06:23,567 --> 00:06:24,967 In our... what? 224 00:06:25,267 --> 00:06:26,733 Pretentious book room. 225 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:30,767 Caroline Channing: Deke, 226 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,333 do you have a Warhol soup can? 227 00:06:32,367 --> 00:06:34,467 Deke: Uh, yeah, it was in mine bedroom. 228 00:06:34,667 --> 00:06:35,733 It was hung here 229 00:06:35,767 --> 00:06:37,867 when I saw a Starwars poster stuck over it. 230 00:06:38,767 --> 00:06:39,933 Max Black: Okay, okay. 231 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,067 You see. 232 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,700 Finally something we have in common. 233 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:43,667 I... 234 00:06:44,633 --> 00:06:45,333 I always used to have this soup drank. 235 00:06:45,367 --> 00:06:45,933 [laughter] 236 00:06:46,633 --> 00:06:47,533 And I can talk about that. 237 00:06:47,733 --> 00:06:48,500 Deke: Perfect. 238 00:06:48,633 --> 00:06:49,267 Yes. 239 00:06:49,633 --> 00:06:50,633 Then do that. 240 00:06:50,867 --> 00:06:52,000 Max Black: Yeah, okay. 241 00:06:52,300 --> 00:06:53,433 So if my mother sometime... 242 00:06:53,467 --> 00:06:54,800 was drinking somewhere. 243 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:56,033 I banged the can - 244 00:06:56,067 --> 00:06:57,667 with a screwdriver opened. 245 00:06:57,700 --> 00:06:59,367 Because I could never use the opener find. 246 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:01,400 Because they have the pointy end always her hash pipe - 247 00:07:01,433 --> 00:07:02,100 cleaned. 248 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:06,800 Max Black & Deke: Give me damn pearls. 249 00:07:07,167 --> 00:07:08,367 Caroline Channing: It's just a little help. 250 00:07:08,833 --> 00:07:09,800 For the rich people, 251 00:07:09,833 --> 00:07:10,367 that says - 252 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:11,633 "I am one of you". 253 00:07:11,667 --> 00:07:14,033 Like a Hells Angel Has patch on the vest. 254 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:14,800 On which it says, 255 00:07:14,833 --> 00:07:15,833 “you die so bad”. 256 00:07:17,267 --> 00:07:18,867 Max Black: Hopefully I get it I a sign 257 00:07:18,900 --> 00:07:19,567 by Deke, 258 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:20,833 when his real mom comes in. 259 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:22,167 Because the way I am today, 260 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,367 I even hug Oprah. 261 00:07:24,900 --> 00:07:27,433 Genet Bromberg: Oprah can Don't suffer hugs. 262 00:07:28,767 --> 00:07:30,833 I have the error on yours African ball made. 263 00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:31,933 Hugged once 264 00:07:31,967 --> 00:07:33,367 and twenty minutes later, 265 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,233 she showed me a new place to. 266 00:07:35,267 --> 00:07:36,733 Next to LaToya Jackson. 267 00:07:45,033 --> 00:07:46,033 Max Black: Thank you. 268 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:48,567 Mother: You are Max. 269 00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:50,733 I'm Deke's mother, Genet. 270 00:07:50,767 --> 00:07:51,833 Uh, mom. 271 00:07:51,867 --> 00:07:53,300 This is our friend, Caroline. 272 00:07:53,333 --> 00:07:54,900 Caroline Channing: Thanks for the invitation. 273 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:56,367 A stunning art collection. 274 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:57,700 Genet Bromberg: Oh, thank you. 275 00:07:57,733 --> 00:08:00,400 Unfortunately my husband and... I pop art junkies. 276 00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:04,167 Max Black: I eat soup. 277 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:10,833 [laughter] 278 00:08:12,967 --> 00:08:14,833 Genet Bromberg: I will then let's check on my husband. 279 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:16,033 David. 280 00:08:16,133 --> 00:08:18,267 Caroline Channing: I eat Soup? 281 00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:21,200 Genet Bromberg: He was still with me. 282 00:08:21,533 --> 00:08:22,533 Sometimes I think 283 00:08:22,567 --> 00:08:24,700 I should make a trail Sprinkle bread crumbs. 284 00:08:24,733 --> 00:08:25,633 Max Black: [Laughs loudly] 285 00:08:25,733 --> 00:08:26,767 Very funny. 286 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:29,367 David Bromberg: Okay. 287 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:31,000 I'm almost ready, friends. 288 00:08:31,233 --> 00:08:33,667 I'll just send a few more Business emails. 289 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:35,067 Not true at all. 290 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:35,933 I see... 291 00:08:35,967 --> 00:08:36,500 [Laughs] 292 00:08:36,533 --> 00:08:37,800 a page with celebrities, 293 00:08:37,833 --> 00:08:39,467 where they don't wear makeup. 294 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:41,500 And should I be honest? 295 00:08:41,533 --> 00:08:42,233 Hugh Jackman - 296 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:43,500 better without makeup. 297 00:08:47,633 --> 00:08:48,833 Genet Bromberg: I ​​get that. 298 00:08:48,867 --> 00:08:49,867 David Bromberg: It's good. 299 00:08:50,667 --> 00:08:52,000 Genet Bromberg: And what have you in the mouth? 300 00:08:52,033 --> 00:08:52,900 David Bromberg: Candy. 301 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:54,400 Genet Bromberg: Give it to me please. 302 00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:55,667 David Bromberg: Genet, I am adult. 303 00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:58,333 I can probably still do it Eat candy. 304 00:08:58,533 --> 00:08:59,533 Genet Bromberg: I should tell you there 305 00:08:59,567 --> 00:09:01,133 help with the sweet stuff to stop. 306 00:09:01,167 --> 00:09:02,400 David Bromberg: It's just a piece of candy. 307 00:09:02,433 --> 00:09:03,467 Genet Bromberg: Spit him out. David Bromberg: I ​​can't. 308 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:04,667 Genet Bromberg: Why not? 309 00:09:04,700 --> 00:09:05,800 David Bromberg: Because there's a liter Saliva would come out with it. 310 00:09:08,367 --> 00:09:09,733 There he is. 311 00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:11,200 This is my son. 312 00:09:11,233 --> 00:09:13,133 Until we get the results from paternity test - 313 00:09:13,167 --> 00:09:13,733 finally got it. 314 00:09:13,767 --> 00:09:14,767 I love him. 315 00:09:15,667 --> 00:09:16,667 Deke: Daddy, come on. 316 00:09:16,700 --> 00:09:18,433 Not with tongue in front of mine girlfriend. 317 00:09:18,967 --> 00:09:19,867 Max, come here. 318 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:20,867 Max Black: With pleasure, 319 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:22,267 but not with tongue in front of that Dessert. 320 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:24,567 David Bromberg: [Laughs] 321 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,367 Not with tongue in front of that Dessert. 322 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:29,033 A pretty thing and funny. 323 00:09:29,367 --> 00:09:30,367 And your bodyguard? 324 00:09:32,867 --> 00:09:34,333 Max Black: This is mine Girlfriend... 325 00:09:35,100 --> 00:09:36,367 I'm having a blackout, help me. 326 00:09:38,433 --> 00:09:39,733 Caroline Channing: She is a little nervous. 327 00:09:39,767 --> 00:09:40,800 Hello, Mr. Bromberg. 328 00:09:40,833 --> 00:09:41,800 I'm Caroline. 329 00:09:41,833 --> 00:09:43,100 Genet Bromberg: A drink ahead the food? 330 00:09:43,133 --> 00:09:43,800 Yes? 331 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,000 Max Black: Yes, but only one. 332 00:09:45,033 --> 00:09:46,933 But not because I'm pregnant am, what?! 333 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:51,600 David Bromberg: Come on, 334 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:52,533 sit down. 335 00:09:53,533 --> 00:09:55,333 Genet Bromberg: Yes, let's bet us first. 336 00:09:55,367 --> 00:09:56,700 And have a nice conversation, 337 00:09:56,733 --> 00:09:59,067 so that we feel a little better get to know. 338 00:09:59,100 --> 00:09:59,633 David Bromberg: So, 339 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,300 what about pastry school? 340 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:02,833 Genet Bromberg: Yes, we are excited. 341 00:10:02,867 --> 00:10:03,800 Tell us everything. 342 00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:04,367 Deke: Well, 343 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:05,367 when we came the other day, 344 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:06,733 They told us it was school closed. 345 00:10:06,767 --> 00:10:08,800 And John the gay Monster pastry chef is... 346 00:10:08,833 --> 00:10:09,867 completely freaked out. 347 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,300 Max is really great at it imitate. 348 00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:12,733 Max Black: No, no, I can not. 349 00:10:12,767 --> 00:10:13,300 Caroline Channing: Yes, Max. 350 00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:14,400 That's really funny. 351 00:10:14,433 --> 00:10:15,433 And very charming. 352 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:16,667 Max Black: Oh, okay. 353 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,600 He is about 1.90 cm. 354 00:10:18,633 --> 00:10:20,100 Deke: Get up, you have to stand up. 355 00:10:20,133 --> 00:10:20,633 Max Black: Okay, okay. 356 00:10:21,567 --> 00:10:23,100 And he has his arms over that head. 357 00:10:23,133 --> 00:10:24,500 Something like this. 358 00:10:25,133 --> 00:10:35,833 [laughter] 359 00:10:35,867 --> 00:10:36,633 Caroline Channing: I think 360 00:10:36,667 --> 00:10:38,067 his arms were down. 361 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:41,200 Max Black: No, they're full been over his head. 362 00:10:41,233 --> 00:10:42,233 [laughter] 363 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:43,533 Deke: Yes, she's right. 364 00:10:43,633 --> 00:10:45,133 They were at the bottom. 365 00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:46,400 Really deep down. 366 00:10:47,133 --> 00:10:48,333 Like a crocodile. 367 00:10:49,533 --> 00:10:50,600 Or a penguin. 368 00:10:54,233 --> 00:10:55,633 Max Black: What are you talking about? just? 369 00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:57,933 They were really very far above. 370 00:10:57,967 --> 00:10:59,700 Fully over his head and... 371 00:10:59,967 --> 00:11:00,567 Oh yes, 372 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:01,867 they were downstairs. 373 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:03,533 [Laughter] 374 00:11:03,567 --> 00:11:04,200 You know what, 375 00:11:04,233 --> 00:11:05,700 I think he sat. 376 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:07,033 And was very calm. 377 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,067 [laughter] 378 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:09,200 Caroline Channing: Please excuse me. 379 00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:10,767 I have to powder my nose. 380 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:11,467 Max, do you want to come with me? 381 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:12,033 Max Black: Mmm. 382 00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:13,000 Nothing better than that. 383 00:11:13,033 --> 00:11:16,300 [laughter] 384 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:18,067 Caroline Channing: Max, 385 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:18,900 we have to get in here. 386 00:11:20,133 --> 00:11:20,667 Max Black: I thought 387 00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:21,700 we want to leave. 388 00:11:23,233 --> 00:11:23,900 Caught. 389 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:24,900 Trapped like rats. 390 00:11:24,933 --> 00:11:27,933 [laughter] 391 00:11:28,233 --> 00:11:29,567 Caroline Channing: What's going on with you? 392 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:31,100 Why are you sweating so much? 393 00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:31,933 Maybe we should - 394 00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:33,667 the whole dress wet do. 395 00:11:33,700 --> 00:11:35,600 [laughter] 396 00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:36,833 Max Black: I know. 397 00:11:37,167 --> 00:11:38,333 That comes from the pearls. 398 00:11:38,367 --> 00:11:40,100 My prolet body is overheated, 399 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,500 because he pushes her away again wants. 400 00:11:41,533 --> 00:11:42,533 [laughter] 401 00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:43,533 Caroline Channing: Okay. 402 00:11:43,567 --> 00:11:44,567 Arms up. 403 00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:46,467 Max Black: What's the point? 404 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:47,567 They already hate me. 405 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:49,200 Caroline Channing: Max, that one don't hate you. 406 00:11:49,233 --> 00:11:50,500 Max Black: They will soon. 407 00:11:50,533 --> 00:11:52,300 It's the same with Tommy Dolan been. 408 00:11:52,567 --> 00:11:53,800 Caroline Channing: Who is Tommy Dolan? 409 00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:56,233 By the way, this is a great one Upper arm workout. 410 00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,300 Max Black: a rich boy... 411 00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:00,733 which I pay attention to class stood. 412 00:12:00,767 --> 00:12:03,200 Rich was the name of his family afford the acne treatment. 413 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:05,333 He wanted to meet me 414 00:12:05,367 --> 00:12:06,667 but his parents have it forbidden, 415 00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:07,533 because I was poor. 416 00:12:07,567 --> 00:12:08,333 And I emphasize, 417 00:12:08,367 --> 00:12:09,533 that was before I ten times 418 00:12:09,567 --> 00:12:11,433 with the air rifle in her I fired the window. 419 00:12:11,467 --> 00:12:12,700 [laughter] 420 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,300 Caroline Channing: Max, you are no longer in eighth grade. 421 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:15,933 And you lead an adult relationship. 422 00:12:16,167 --> 00:12:18,067 Tonight isn't just about the pastry school, 423 00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:19,267 but about you and Deke. 424 00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:20,267 So pull yourself together. 425 00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:21,467 There is a lot at stake. 426 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,433 And... I have a cramp in my neck. 427 00:12:25,067 --> 00:12:26,167 [knock] 428 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,333 Genet Bromberg: It's me, Genet. 429 00:12:28,767 --> 00:12:30,900 Max Black: Captured, captured it doesn't work at all. 430 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,033 Genet Bromberg: All in Is everything okay in here? 431 00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:39,267 Max Black: I have nothing taken. 432 00:12:41,533 --> 00:12:42,367 Genet Bromberg: Caroline. 433 00:12:42,633 --> 00:12:44,733 Can I be alone with Max for a moment? talk? 434 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,633 Our neighbors are right now came over 435 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:50,700 You have a bottle Champagne opened. 436 00:12:50,733 --> 00:12:51,567 From France. 437 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:52,600 Enjoy it. 438 00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:56,100 Little one, loosen up. 439 00:12:56,133 --> 00:12:59,000 [laughter] 440 00:12:59,767 --> 00:13:01,067 Max Black: Um, uh... 441 00:13:01,433 --> 00:13:02,067 Excuse me? 442 00:13:03,133 --> 00:13:04,433 Genet Bromberg: You have it wrong image of us. 443 00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:05,600 You come here... 444 00:13:05,633 --> 00:13:07,467 and see this fabulous Super apartment. 445 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,300 And all this fabulousness. 446 00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:10,433 And you think, 447 00:13:10,933 --> 00:13:12,567 You think I'm rich Bitch. 448 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,433 [laughter] 449 00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:17,667 I am too. 450 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,133 But I wasn't born that way. 451 00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:22,167 Uh-oh. 452 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,467 I'm from Queens, New York. 453 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:25,800 Yes, that's what it looks like. 454 00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:27,967 I'm Genet from the Block. 455 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,533 [laughter] 456 00:13:30,567 --> 00:13:31,300 Max Black: But how... 457 00:13:31,533 --> 00:13:33,167 Have it your own Elevator 458 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,867 and brought a fish wallpaper? 459 00:13:35,233 --> 00:13:36,033 Genet Bromberg: So. 460 00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:38,833 David called me back then Met a dancer. 461 00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:40,933 Max Black: Oh, you mean on Broadway. 462 00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:42,767 Genet Bromberg: Well, in that one Near Broadway. 463 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:45,767 [laughter] 464 00:13:46,067 --> 00:13:47,500 The important thing is... 465 00:13:47,633 --> 00:13:50,533 that we are so infinitely involved have fallen in love with each other, 466 00:13:51,067 --> 00:13:52,667 that I after the third visit - 467 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:54,700 stopped using his money take. 468 00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:55,033 [laughter] 469 00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:59,567 [music] 470 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:00,900 Amy Chase: Tell us, Deke. 471 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,767 Why on earth one Pastry school? 472 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:06,033 David Bromberg: Whom interested. 473 00:14:06,067 --> 00:14:08,067 We're just glad he did is no longer with the circus. 474 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:10,333 Genet Bromberg: Children. 475 00:14:10,367 --> 00:14:10,900 Max Black: I have nothing taken. 476 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:13,567 [laughter] 477 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:14,833 Genet Bromberg: Amy and Adam live in the house - 478 00:14:14,867 --> 00:14:16,800 since Deke a short one plug was. 479 00:14:16,933 --> 00:14:17,700 Deke: Mom, 480 00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:19,433 Don't tell Max that I'm short was. 481 00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:20,467 I convinced her 482 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,067 that they never do anything longer than gets me. 483 00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:24,933 Amy Chase: Deke. 484 00:14:24,967 --> 00:14:26,833 Indecent, sleazy, funny. 485 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,367 We love raunchy comedy. 486 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,000 We're watching Conan O'Brien. 487 00:14:30,033 --> 00:14:31,200 [Laughter] 488 00:14:31,233 --> 00:14:32,367 Adam Chase: The thing about that Pastry school 489 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,033 would be quite high Investment. 490 00:14:34,067 --> 00:14:35,433 Just go to Unionsquare and... 491 00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:36,433 burn a bag full of money. 492 00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:37,600 Amy Chase: [Laughs] 493 00:14:37,633 --> 00:14:38,567 Caroline Channing: Mr. Chase. 494 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,367 In fact, that's a big one Projects. 495 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,800 If you want we can discuss a business plan. 496 00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:44,333 I was at the top of my class Walton. 497 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,167 Genet Bromberg: Walton. 498 00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:47,667 In Philly. 499 00:14:48,133 --> 00:14:51,067 The city of fraternal Love. 500 00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:52,433 And I can assure you... 501 00:14:52,467 --> 00:14:53,467 it really is her. 502 00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:57,267 [Laughter] 503 00:14:57,633 --> 00:14:59,333 Amy Chase: Our son Hunter was in Walton. 504 00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:00,633 He's about the same age as you. 505 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,467 I text him about You. 506 00:15:02,733 --> 00:15:04,867 What's your last name, Caroline? 507 00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:06,300 Caroline Channing: Uh. 508 00:15:09,733 --> 00:15:10,733 Channing. 509 00:15:12,533 --> 00:15:13,733 Adam Chase: Caroline Channing? 510 00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:15,300 Is your father Martin Channing? 511 00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:17,400 The one about the pyramid scheme in prison? 512 00:15:18,933 --> 00:15:19,933 Caroline Channing: Fantastic fish. 513 00:15:19,967 --> 00:15:21,400 I... I love Victoria bass. 514 00:15:21,433 --> 00:15:22,933 It's almost a chicken fish. 515 00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:25,233 David Bromberg: Deke, 516 00:15:25,267 --> 00:15:26,133 you never hear a word about it said. 517 00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:28,733 Deke: About that one Chicken fish is? 518 00:15:28,767 --> 00:15:30,400 [laughter] 519 00:15:30,433 --> 00:15:32,367 You know that's why I doesn't want to go home anymore. 520 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:33,400 [Laughs] 521 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:35,200 Why should I tell? 522 00:15:35,233 --> 00:15:36,067 She hasn't done anything wrong. 523 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:37,167 But him. 524 00:15:37,367 --> 00:15:38,567 Genet Bromberg: Deke brings it to the point. 525 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:39,600 It wasn't Caroline. 526 00:15:39,633 --> 00:15:41,333 And her father sits his punishment. 527 00:15:41,367 --> 00:15:42,900 Max Black: Speaking of sitting. 528 00:15:42,933 --> 00:15:45,133 I'm sitting here in front of nine fat ones Forks. 529 00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:46,533 Which one is next? 530 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,300 Adam Chase: You have it easy talk, Deke. 531 00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:50,400 You didn't lose any money. 532 00:15:50,633 --> 00:15:52,467 Amy and I had to leave Penthouse... 533 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:53,633 move to the fourth floor. 534 00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:55,167 Amy Chase: The Fourth Floor, Deke. 535 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,167 That's three above the doorman. 536 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,200 [laughter] 537 00:15:58,567 --> 00:15:59,667 Only five bedrooms. 538 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:01,800 And I hear the whoosh-whoosh of the damn elevator - 539 00:16:01,833 --> 00:16:02,833 all night long. 540 00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:04,833 Adam Chase: Genet, 541 00:16:04,867 --> 00:16:05,833 I can't believe it 542 00:16:05,867 --> 00:16:07,333 that you have a channing in your house leaves. 543 00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:10,967 Max Black: Sir. 544 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,767 If you still have a bad one say a word about her, 545 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:15,267 then I washed-washed you off your chair. 546 00:16:16,533 --> 00:16:18,300 Genet Bromberg: Max, those are our friends. 547 00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:19,633 Max Black: Yes, and she is my girlfriend. 548 00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:20,800 And experienced bad things. 549 00:16:20,833 --> 00:16:22,067 I won't just listen, 550 00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:23,233 how you insult them. 551 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,167 Oh, you only have five bedroom. 552 00:16:26,867 --> 00:16:29,000 Well, she sleeps in the wall. 553 00:16:36,867 --> 00:16:38,733 You are all rich people same. 554 00:16:38,933 --> 00:16:39,667 Deke: Go back down. 555 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:40,767 Afterwards you would wash yourself, 556 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,767 you would have done it. 557 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,133 [laughter] 558 00:16:43,167 --> 00:16:43,967 Max Black: No, Deke. 559 00:16:44,233 --> 00:16:45,367 I mean, what's lying around here. 560 00:16:45,633 --> 00:16:47,100 Seven forks and ten knives... 561 00:16:47,133 --> 00:16:47,800 for what? 562 00:16:48,733 --> 00:16:50,000 Do you know what we in the Have an apartment? 563 00:16:50,167 --> 00:16:51,367 Five sticks. 564 00:16:51,733 --> 00:16:54,367 And a nice spork from Kentucky Fried Chicken. 565 00:16:54,533 --> 00:16:55,933 And we can do it too. 566 00:16:55,967 --> 00:16:58,167 [laughter] 567 00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,500 We don't need it, 568 00:16:59,533 --> 00:17:01,267 to sit here and to supper. 569 00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:01,933 Caroline Channing: Suppose. 570 00:17:01,967 --> 00:17:02,833 Max Black: Whatever... 571 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,900 And she for money or Begging for confirmation. 572 00:17:06,933 --> 00:17:07,700 All I can say is 573 00:17:07,733 --> 00:17:08,800 Be happy 574 00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:10,400 that the cops gave me that Removed air rifle. 575 00:17:10,433 --> 00:17:11,433 Let's go, Caroline. 576 00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:12,767 Caroline Channing: No, that is my fault. 577 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:13,500 I go. 578 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:14,733 Deke: No, you know what? 579 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:15,733 We're all going. 580 00:17:15,933 --> 00:17:16,600 Genet Bromberg: Deke. 581 00:17:16,767 --> 00:17:17,767 Sit down. 582 00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:19,900 You don't leave the table with me these two. 583 00:17:20,033 --> 00:17:21,467 Deke: I'm where she is. 584 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:22,467 Except in the bathroom. 585 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,233 Because a few secrets you should have. 586 00:17:24,267 --> 00:17:27,100 [laughter] 587 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,400 Max Black: What the hell all the excitement? 588 00:17:29,433 --> 00:17:31,167 You have a problem about her father? 589 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,133 But no problem with that, 590 00:17:32,167 --> 00:17:34,433 that his mom was a stripper was? 591 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,000 Amy Chase: What? 592 00:17:36,033 --> 00:17:37,300 You were a stripper? 593 00:17:37,867 --> 00:17:38,900 Deke: Mom? 594 00:17:41,233 --> 00:17:42,133 Genet Bromberg: Max. 595 00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:43,933 Max Black: Oh, that's not it generally known? 596 00:17:43,967 --> 00:17:44,800 [laughter] 597 00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:48,000 [music] 598 00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:49,533 Max Black: I feel bad. 599 00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:51,100 Deke: No, I should have known have to. 600 00:17:51,133 --> 00:17:52,900 My mom is way too flexible in tennis. 601 00:17:52,933 --> 00:17:53,967 [laughter] 602 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,933 And I got it from my dad now even more respect. 603 00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:58,367 A Jew, a black one is getting married is impressive. 604 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,700 But a black stripper is really awesome. 605 00:18:01,367 --> 00:18:02,567 Max Black: No, I feel lousy, 606 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:05,067 because your parents now give you that Turn off the money tap. 607 00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:07,567 Deke: But coming out to my mom wasn't that bad? 608 00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:08,767 Listen. 609 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,433 They said: My money or you. 610 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,567 And I only have two hours thought... 611 00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:13,600 and took you. 612 00:18:13,633 --> 00:18:14,233 Max Black: That would be nice. 613 00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:15,733 About two hours. 614 00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:17,233 You don't have a second considered. 615 00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:18,533 You left immediately. 616 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:21,067 Deke, how do you want without money lead a life? 617 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,300 Deke: Hey, I already live in a dumpster. 618 00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:24,467 I'm a tough guy. 619 00:18:24,733 --> 00:18:26,167 Max Black: And who has it? Container paid for? 620 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,133 Deke: My parents. 621 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,167 Max Black: And who they are Solar panels on the roof? 622 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,133 Deke: My parents. 623 00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:31,933 But I have the skateboard Bought poster. 624 00:18:32,267 --> 00:18:33,200 Max Black: Deke. 625 00:18:33,233 --> 00:18:34,333 Deke: Okay, it was in one Cereal box. 626 00:18:34,467 --> 00:18:35,900 Max Black: And who has that Bought cereal? 627 00:18:35,933 --> 00:18:36,933 Deke: My parents. 628 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,633 Max, this will be cool. 629 00:18:38,767 --> 00:18:39,500 Oh come on. 630 00:18:39,533 --> 00:18:40,933 How hard can that be? 631 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:42,333 Listen. 632 00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:43,267 I'll get up tomorrow. 633 00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:44,200 Get a job here. 634 00:18:44,233 --> 00:18:46,133 Zappeldibu gets another one Job there... 635 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,633 Then I have twenty thousand Mice. 636 00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:49,933 And I'm still fidgeting times twenty. 637 00:18:49,967 --> 00:18:50,967 Fidgettack. 638 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,667 Then I'll buy it Cereal company. 639 00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:54,767 Chi-chi-di-di-chong. 640 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,433 Where did I actually get the grass? from Earl? 641 00:18:56,467 --> 00:18:57,467 [Laughter] 642 00:18:57,700 --> 00:19:02,800 [music] 643 00:19:03,067 --> 00:19:04,233 Caroline Channing: What's up for an emergency? 644 00:19:04,267 --> 00:19:04,967 Are you doing well? 645 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:05,933 Max Black: Yeah, I'm fine. 646 00:19:05,967 --> 00:19:07,300 But Deke is crazy. 647 00:19:07,933 --> 00:19:09,100 He thinks he doesn't need money 648 00:19:09,133 --> 00:19:10,133 to survive. 649 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,300 Caroline Channing: Well, me I did it too. 650 00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:13,633 Okay, the first... 651 00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:14,133 what is today? 652 00:19:14,167 --> 00:19:15,033 Monday? 653 00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:17,500 Well, the first 1000 days were hard. 654 00:19:17,533 --> 00:19:19,800 Max Black: But Deke is whole different than you. 655 00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:21,033 You are ambitious. 656 00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:21,900 And resilient. 657 00:19:21,933 --> 00:19:22,500 And creative. 658 00:19:22,533 --> 00:19:23,300 And clever. 659 00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,467 Nobody can do it with you record. 660 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:25,500 You're great. 661 00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:27,033 Caroline Channing: That was it nicest, 662 00:19:27,067 --> 00:19:28,433 everything you ever said to me Max. 663 00:19:28,633 --> 00:19:29,567 Max Black: Don't take it like that seriously. 664 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,267 YOU are still downstairs the list of three. 665 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,467 [laughter] 666 00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:34,467 My problem is. 667 00:19:34,767 --> 00:19:35,667 I can't allow 668 00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:37,133 that Deke gives up his fortune. 669 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:38,667 Caroline Channing: It's his decision. 670 00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:41,300 And... something more romantic I've never heard of it. 671 00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:42,367 Max Black: It's stupid. 672 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:43,433 Listen. 673 00:19:44,567 --> 00:19:46,533 Deke is more important to me than that anyone ever was to me. 674 00:19:46,933 --> 00:19:48,700 So, so I release him. 675 00:19:48,967 --> 00:19:50,500 I have his mother right now called. 676 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:53,200 Caroline Channing: And it works answer the phone at 2 a.m.? 677 00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:53,900 Caroline Channing: Oh, me forgot. 678 00:19:53,933 --> 00:19:54,867 She was a stripper. 679 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,733 She's used to it at night to answer. 680 00:19:56,767 --> 00:19:58,100 [laughter] 681 00:19:58,133 --> 00:19:58,933 Max Black: And she said, 682 00:19:58,967 --> 00:20:00,167 they take Deke back in. 683 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,333 But he has to come to them. 684 00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:02,867 Caroline Channing: It is good. 685 00:20:03,133 --> 00:20:04,200 Max Black: So, help me. 686 00:20:04,233 --> 00:20:05,700 You and I will push him along home. 687 00:20:06,233 --> 00:20:07,233 In his container. 688 00:20:07,267 --> 00:20:08,267 [laughter] 689 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:09,467 Caroline Channing: We push the thing... 690 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,900 to the Upper Eastside? 691 00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:11,600 Max Black: Yes. 692 00:20:12,267 --> 00:20:13,200 He smoked Earl's weed. 693 00:20:13,233 --> 00:20:14,000 And is completely wide. 694 00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:14,733 He doesn't notice anything. 695 00:20:15,267 --> 00:20:16,033 Help me push. 696 00:20:16,067 --> 00:20:16,867 Before I realize 697 00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:17,600 what I lose 698 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,200 and I change my mind. 699 00:20:19,533 --> 00:20:20,667 Come on, you take the side, 700 00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:21,333 I the. 701 00:20:21,367 --> 00:20:22,200 And we just stop, 702 00:20:22,233 --> 00:20:23,300 when we are there. 703 00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:25,300 Or one of us from the Brooklyn Bridge falls. 704 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:26,800 Caroline Channing: We create never in my life - 705 00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:27,900 until then. 706 00:20:27,933 --> 00:20:28,833 Max Black: Then we push as far as we can. 707 00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:30,500 And if Deke then in the morning wakes up, 708 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:32,467 At least it doesn't hang anymore stuck here with me. 709 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:33,933 And can live in peace. 710 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,367 Caroline Channing: I got me mistaken. 711 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,367 This is the most romantic thing I've ever heard. 712 00:20:42,267 --> 00:20:43,533 Max Black: And cut yourself not on the container. 713 00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:44,600 Otherwise you'll get rabies. 714 00:20:44,633 --> 00:20:45,633 Push. 715 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,300 Caroline Channing: Max, that is yes, an even better one - 716 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:50,667 Upper arm workout. 717 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,367 Max Black: Such a saying comes up even just you.